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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

i-ran-over-oprah:

sorryidontswim:

fungi:

I love how Kindle thinks they’re so innovative with their “no-glare” screen. You know what else has no glare? A book

BLESS YOU

no one sneezed

dippingswordsinmetaphors:

you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany

youll-think-ofme:

is it strange that i find this very inspiring?

youll-think-ofme:

is it strange that i find this very inspiring?

Teachers can be bullies too.

animepriest13:

g-i-l-b-e-r-t-n-i-g-h-t-r-a-y:

fitfeelsbetterthanskinny:

dontstop-fitnessprincess:

I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word.

THIS^^

third grade was hell because everyone thought i was exaggerating

my teacher in 7th grade called me trashey

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

gamzee-is-my-bro:

monakisan:

cartooon-heart:

thearchangeltrickster:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

wouldulikeajellybaby:

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic

that was fucking terrifying

your tension has been exterminated

EXTERMINATED

I WASNT RELAXED I WAS FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER

jesus take the wheel

WELCOME TO DALEK RELAXATION FOR HUMANS

EXPLAIN

EXPLAAAAAAAIN

I feel like if you don’t listen him he’ll just kill you

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

pretty-scars:

read the whole thing, then the words not in brackets, then the words in brackets x

pretty-scars:

read the whole thing, then the words not in brackets, then the words in brackets x