if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
I love how Kindle thinks they’re so innovative with their “no-glare” screen. You know what else has no glare? A book
no one sneezed
you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany
is it strange that i find this very inspiring?
Teachers can be bullies too.
I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word.
third grade was hell because everyone thought i was exaggerating
my teacher in 7th grade called me trashey
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic
that was fucking terrifying
your tension has been exterminated
I WASNT RELAXED I WAS FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER
jesus take the wheel
WELCOME TO DALEK RELAXATION FOR HUMANS
I feel like if you don’t listen him he’ll just kill you
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
read the whole thing, then the words not in brackets, then the words in brackets x