i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH
i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english
literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes
I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true
everyone has that one band that makes everything okay
All I want is for someone to make a mixtape of songs that make them think of me
Things I am currently craving
- hot sex
- a warm shower
- cozy blankets
- warm, loving cuddles
Reblog if your stomach isn’t flat
I feel like we have such unrealistic expectations- I want to see how many times this gets reblogged to prove that rounded stomachs are natural, healthy and beautiful!
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
i either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are
i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.